sarahtheartiste:

#same

i-m-gonna-be-somebody:

This is My Design

classyandwild:

WHAT

bassdroppinmaddness:

what-is-even-a-good-url:

skrillexstuck:

kairibloodheart:

condiminaj:

katzmatt:

waitinggin-wonderland:

shesfiction:

ghostmumble:

shesfiction:

alvinacid:

kathrynintrees:

I didn’t know I wanted this until now.

clothes are optional.

So down for this.

how cute would this be to do with your crush or some shit

just be like oops i fell on you with my half naked body covered in paint

THIS IS FUCKING BRILLANT 

anyone want to play with me? ;)

I totally would. My bucket list as well.

no, instead have them all different shades of red or just put small enough spots to where you can still see the other color. play this with your friends, then after your done, don’t wash it off. just walk around, go shopping, or whatever. if any one asks, you have just fought in a great war and vanquished many enemies.

For an added touch, put on a band aid and say “opps, missed one.” and walk away

why not just use fake blood

Or real blood

well it started out as a cute idea…

thenorwoodbuilder:

Sherlock BBC trailer - Sherlock Hound Version

Just brilliant!!

(X)

the-coffee-blog:

medyokulot:

Im in a Relationship with Coffee

So coffee is cheating on me wtf

consultingidjits-havethetardis:

lokis-army-at-221b:

forsciencejohn:

cumbergastic:

forsciencejohn:

I feel pretty

Oh so pretty

I feel pretty

And witty

And gay

and I pity any girl who hits on Jawn todaaaaaay

Fa lalalalala lala la lala

this fandom

anyhoodle:

[aggressively reblogs star ship warp sparkles]

themeghanchakra:

katara:

earthnation:

earthnation:

what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe

mitosis

i want to die 

this is the joke that will bring back jesus christ

licensetocannibalize:

hannibalscock:

my dash did a thing

i’m happy to have contributed to creating a superhannibal au

billywick:

daverdad:

the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective

hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA

hellsbells9:

bitch-face-sammy:

lulz-time:

If you drank tea that hot you might be hospitalised.

OHMyGodYEs

Don’t worry. We have a Doctor

Best fucking post EVER.